Who would win in a fight, part II.
Games like this must have given rise to programs like Celebrity Boxing, and with the success of that program new ideas have been circulating. Recent rumors have suggested a no holds barred MMA match between Wesley Snipes, and Joe Rogan. The question is: if these two ever step into the octagon who would win? Would Rogan with his backround in Tae Kwon Do, and recent training in Submission Grappling and Jiu Jitsu be able to take on The years of training and conditioning in Kung Fu, Karate, and Tae Kwon Do Snipes has under his belt. Please take skills and training into account, along with attitude, comment with the method of victory ie Submission, Knock Out, Split Decision etc. Its time to participate in WWWIAF 2--- LETS GET IT ON!
1. Rogan vs Snipes
2. Splinter vs Mr. Miaggi
3. Batman vs The Punisher
4. Ann Coulter vs Michael Moore
5. The Incredible Hulk, vs Superman
6. Ding Chaves vs John Clark
7. Porter Rockwell vs Daniel Boone
8. Sir Isaac Newton vs Albert Einstein
posted by Dave at 7:15 PM
5 Comments:
1. Rogan via submission, I think Snipes's Kung fu, Caporeria, Tae Kwon Do, stuff is just not going to cut it against some good old Jiu Jitsu.
2. Splinter via KO, he trained the turtles, need I say more.
3. This would be a long fight, but I have to go with Batman, via KO.
4. Ann Coulter--KO, Coulter would just have to tire him out for about ten seconds then rain punches onto that slug.
5. Another long fight but in the end gotta go with, The Incredible Hulk via Submission Hold. As he gets more angry he gets stronger and stronger, Superman has no such power.
6. Ding Chaves KO, why they would be fighting is beyond me however.
7. Porter Rockwell--KO.
8. Einstein--KO, after that whole apple incident we knew Newton could'nt take a little bump on the head.
I'm glad to see you're blogging again. Well, here are my picks....
1. uh.... Janet Reno
2. Splinter would only win after biting Mr. Miaggi and giving him rabies or something from all that hard living down in the sewers.
3. Batman's cool utility belt can triumph over any evil. KO
4. NA Michael Moore couldn't make it to the match after problems of fitting through the doorway.
5. Superman has a brain and ultimately unlimited strength as well. The hulk is green... and that's about all he's got going for him. I'm going to have to go with the man of steel.
6. Ding because I don't know who this other dude is.
7.Rockwell. KO You can't say Rockwell without the word ROCK.
8.Einstein: due to his little know, but very useful, theory of "Fists of Perpetual Motion"
I'm commenting, OK? Sheesh.
1. Rogan via large amounts of blood-sucking leeches.
2. Mr. Miaggi smashes Splinter "like grape"
3. Batman, naturally. Unless he's being played by George Clooney.
4. This fight is largely hyped, but never actually takes place. However, both Coulter and Moore prove especially adept at WWF-style taunts.
5. You'd have to be a fool to bet against Superman. Ever. Oh wait, you already did.
Let's see--Heat Vision, Freezing Breath, Super Speed, Flight--This ain't no battle of strength.
6. uh, Janet Reno
7. Boone. Remember the Alamo.
8. Albert. Newton discovered gravity. Einstein harnessed NUCLEAR ENERGY. Puh-lease.
1. Snipes. With a name like snipe you have to win. Also, the snipe is an actual bird Of note to you gun lovers out there *cough Dave, is the origin of the word "sniper". Plus, everybody knows that Jiu Jitsu is for sissies.
2. Mr. Miaggi would of course win. Maybe Spliter would try some ninja moves, but as we all know the crane kick can beat anything. "Put him in a body bag, Johnny" Ka-Blamo ... Crane Kick
3. The Punisher would lose because he is a way lamer superhero. The punisher isn't mainstream yet, he isn't beloved by millions. However , Batman has a handful of box office successes under his belt, with another batman coming out casting Heath Ledger as the Joker. hehe. The punisher can't compete with that.
4. I think this would be a tie. Because if they ever got into a room together they would both spontaneously combust. The only thing you would find only ground would be red and blue dust.
5. Superman would of course win this fight. Reasoning: Bruce Banner has the intelligence to find out Superman's weakness, which of course is Kryptonite. However, Bruce Banner is a good guy, albeit one with a temper. So, he would most likely never exploit it. The hulk on the other hand, is pretty tempermental and dumb when he is the hulk. I doubt he would have kryptonite, or have the patience to use it. Therefore Superman would most likely win. Also, I recommend Superman III.
6. John Clark would win. He is the main character in more books, therefore the author and creator of both characters feels that John Clark deserves more page time. So we can imply that he has the endorsement of Tom Clancy. I can't argue with a guy wearing an authentic navy battleship hat.
7. Where is the Davy Crocket option? I would say Porter Rockwell. He seems to be one of those conflicted religious bad boy types. And he sounds like he was maybe taller. I don't know.
8. Sir Isaac Newton of course. First of all. Einstein was a lover not a fighter. Next of all, Isaac Newton was knighted, and he had to wear a suit of armor every where he went, making him impervious to non-euclidean geometry. Also, didn't Newton study collisions a lot? Force of Impact = Mass of Fist * Acceleration of Arm. Next observe that an object in motion stays in motion.
I've got some for you.
Dan Rather or Tom Brokaw.
Star Jones or Barbara Walters.
Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.
Zinadine Zidane or a Mountain Goat
1. Tom, no Dan rather.
2. On first glance you might think Star--she's got that great American Gladiator name and a feisty disposition to match. But Barbara's gone head-to-head with Castro. Walters all the way baby.
3. Steve Jobs, cause everyone loves an underdog. He'd put Eye of the Tiger on his iPod and use his smooth, efficiency to overcome Gates. And he'd look good doing it.
4. It depends on what the Mountain Goat just said about Zidane's mother.
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