Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Jack Bauer has had some rough days. Doesnt it seem like everywhere Jack goes he leaves a path of destruction? If you were Jack's close personal friend you would have to answer all of his questions quickly in order to avoid torture. Property destruction is common around Jack. Also Jack is always getting involved in fire fights, and hand to hand combat is also common. All this mayhem leads to a growing issue: the body count. Jack is up to 113. Thats 111 by regular old shooting or close quarter combat, and two over the phone.
posted by Dave at 11:16 PM
7 Comments:
It's funny how you can come up with something completely off-the wall like, "Gee, what's Jack Bauer's body count up to now?" and, lo and behold, somebody on the internet has already figured it out.
It's a good thing these folks are putting their time to some productive use so the rest of us can sit on our hands and enjoy hours of television.
How did he accomplish the 2 over the phone. That's almost Chuck Norrisesque.
Speaking of Norrisesque:
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then
spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he
gave up the location of the keys.
I think it's quite frightening, actually.
Although David does indeed have an encyclopedic knowledge of firearms, some might be surprised to find that Dave's main focus used to be furry little animals(well, i suppose all animals) and dinosaurs. Ah... Davie.
Furry but ferocious--like the mongoose. Other than that, he was usually fixated on some kind of bird of prey or poisonous asp. Never a bunny or a goat.
Even as our cute lil' animal lover, he was still showing unmistakable signs.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The
stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear
on the outside of his pants.
Post a Comment
<< Home